Fringey top 5 worst dressed

* Pete Doherty - you cannot accessorise a Dior suit with slippers and a ... umm ... pipe.

* Johnny Borrel - get over yourself and get out of those white, spray on excuses for jeans and into some proper clothes. Although credit where credit's due, that shiner you've been sporting - courtesy of la Doherty - really suits you.

* Singer of The Departure (who?)- Grey tank top over bitch tits. Never a good look.


* Edith Bowman - Well, you can usually see what she's going for. Poor thing.

* Tracy Emin - She truly doesn't care. Best thing about her outfit - when Fringey saw her in Spitalfields the other day - was the pint of full fat milk she was carrying.