fringey top five asparagus

asparagus = tall slim boys of the cheekboned variety!

Now it's very important to get your five portions of fruit and veg every day so we suggest you tuck into this lot - yummy!

Johnny Cooke - lean mean singing machine and professional stella swigger with punk pups Dogs

Russell Brand - more string bean than asparagus, but gets in with his superior wit and style, (tight trousers and cheekbones)

Lupen Crook - folk mentalist

Noel Fielding (when he wears these boots - without the extra inches he's a pups) - Zoo Keeper, Goth Fairy and worryingly attractive when wearing bunches.

Alex Zane - MTV presenter, stand up comedian, Xfm DJ, actor; is there no end to this man's talents?

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