Friday, April 28, 2006

fringey top 5 tunes for April

A few cracking choons to take your mind off that sicky feeling you get after consuming your own body weight in Easter Eggs.





Futureheads - Skip to the end

Whitey - Wrap it up

The Maccabees - Latchmere

The Pipettes - Your kisses are wasted on me

Larrikin Love - Edwould


fringey's top five facts for April

Come bathe in the the Font of Fringey's useless knowledge. Lap up our not so fascinating facts and you too can impress your friends and family with just how full of cr*p you are.





*Easter is '...commemorating the death and resurrection of Jesus by telling our children a giant bunny rabbit...left chocolate eggs in the night' Bill Hicks

*Rabbits can run up to 35mph.

*Chickens, however, can only manage 9mph - lazy clucks.

*74% of children eat the ears of their chocolate Easter bunny first.

*Never offer Russell Brand a Cadbury's mini egg unless you are very open minded.


All of April's facts are true so no prizes for spotting the wrong 'un - well with all those Kinder Egg Surprises we figured you'll have had quite enough treats for one month.