fringey top five tunes for March

This month insert the following into your music box and press go for thrills a plenty

Yeah Yeah Yeah's - Gold Lion

White Rose Movement - Girls in the Back

Jamie T - Salvador

Dogs - Winston Smith (MySpace only)

Young Knives - Here Comes the Rumour Mill

Fringey's top 5 facts for March

Come bathe in the the Font of Fringey's useless knowledge. Lap up our not so fascinating facts and you too can impress your friends and family with just how full of cr*p you are.

Yes Siree the third month of the year is a particularly fine time for facts and no mistake

LuceFringey was born on March 20th.

LuceFringey's Birthday is on March 20th.

20th March is the Birthday of LuceFringey.

March 20th Birthday is LuceFringey of.

Polar Bears are left handed.

Please send all gifts (remembering to inlcude receipts) and birthday cheques (made payable to LuceFringey) to the usual address.

fringey top five asparagus

asparagus = tall slim boys of the cheekboned variety!

Now it's very important to get your five portions of fruit and veg every day so we suggest you tuck into this lot - yummy!

Johnny Cooke - lean mean singing machine and professional stella swigger with punk pups Dogs

Russell Brand - more string bean than asparagus, but gets in with his superior wit and style, (tight trousers and cheekbones)

Lupen Crook - folk mentalist

Noel Fielding (when he wears these boots - without the extra inches he's a pups) - Zoo Keeper, Goth Fairy and worryingly attractive when wearing bunches.

Alex Zane - MTV presenter, stand up comedian, Xfm DJ, actor; is there no end to this man's talents?

Agree? Disagree? Need to issue a restraining order then feel free to fill up our inbox.

fringey's top five pups

pups = ummmmm .... slighty shorter boys of the cheekboned variety

Paul "Maximo Park" Smith - the (a-hem) massive part that this man has played in the new music scene was never more obvious than at Xfm's 2005 Winter Wonderland

Carl Barat- Dirty Pretty Thing anyone?

Chris "Editors" Urbanowicz- this boy knows how to wear a stripey top and no mistake

Barry Futurehead - a canny cutie with an irrisistable line in 'Uh Oh Oh's'

Noel Fielding - (but not when he's wearing these boots, the extra inches deffo make him an asparagus)